2 x Magical Mister Mistoffelees: A tuxedo cat plush. It's chest is bedazzled with small plastic gems. The tag around it's neck says "Magical Mister Mistoffelees".
Teddy Bear: A giant teddy bear, such as one might win at a carnival. It has an odd sharp smell to it, sort of like...gunpowder?
2 x Grammy: A small medal on a pedestal. Congratulations; you've won!
2 x The King: A wooden headpiece in the shape of a lion's head with a proud mane. Wearing it makes you feel regal.
Black Opera Gloves: A pair of long satin gloves that are perfect for a night out at the opera! These ones are black, like your soul.
Enchanted Rose: A rose in a glass container that glows with a faint pink light. It looks magical, but on closer inspection, it's actually battery-powered.
Hair Gel: A tin of hair gel. Use it to keep that 'do looking good!
Dancer's Gel: When you have Certain Dangling Anatomy, this will support you in all the right ways and places.
3 x Old Deuteronomy: A cream-colored cat plush. It has a disturbingly human-looking face and hands. The tag around it's neck says "Old Deuteronomy".
2 x Green Elixir: Have another drink, my dark-eyed beauty... A green liquid in a small bottle made of frosted green glass. Drinking it will reveal that it is 1) very tasty and 2) straight absinthe.
The Lyin' King: A soft lion-skin rug. Take a load off, have a nap, watch out for wildebeests.
Dry Ice: A lump of vaguely smoking ice in a plastic bag. Just add water and you get some very convincing fog! I wouldn't recommend putting it in your cocktail though unless you like the taste of burning. Handle with gloves.
3 x The Lizard and I: A small green lizard. Yes, it's alive.
Dancer's Belt: When you have Certain Dangling Anatomy, this will support you in all the right ways and places.
The Lizards of Oz: A terrarium for all your fuckin' lizards. It's decorated with an Emerald City theme!
Glo Tape: Glow in the dark tape. Makes it easy to hit those marks during a blackout!
Enchanted Rose: A rose in a glass container that glows with a faint pink light. It looks magical, but on closer inspection, it's actually battery-powered.
3 x Engagement Ring: A shimmering diamond ring! Actually, it's cubic zirconium.
Gorgeous Breastplate: A thin golden breastplate. It's made of real metal, but seems to fasten onto the body with glittery pink ribbons
Tap Shoes: A pair of tap-dancing shoes. One size fits all!
Grizabella the Glamour Cat: A bedraggled and worn gray cat plushie. The tag around her neck reads "Grizabella".
3 x Masque of the Opera Ghost: A white half-mask. Hide your face so the world will never find you.
Red Cape: The cape as red as blood. It's very warm.
Evil Vibes Roomba: It's just an average roomba, but you can't shake the menacing feeling every time you look at it.
A Sunday Afternoon: A painting of a peaceful Sunday afternoon in the park. The brushwork on the peoples' hats is particularly impressive.
2 x A Suitcase: Finally, a way to succeed in business! But do you want to try? Includes a framed photograph of a dark-haired young man in a suit.
2 x White Opera Gloves: A pair of long satin gloves that are perfect for a night out at the opera! This pair is a classic white - try not to stain them.
2 x Gaf Tape: Everyone needs gaf tape.
Zefron Poster: A framed poster of Zac Efron. He's wearing a Wildcats uniform.
Rope: A coiled length of rope. It's just about long enough to reach from the floor to the ceiling.
Dinosaur Suit: A full-body set of dinosaur pajamas made of the cheapest possible green velvet. It might have lice but when you take it off you miss it and feel a need to put it back on. [DISCLAIMER: Pajamas do not actually contain lice.]
Sonic the Hedgehog Plush: An almost life size plush of Sega's famous mascot. The kind of plush you'd win at an arcade... or be given if you were voted the Sega Staff Image Girl.
Crystals: You've found your frequency! These pretty pink crystals speak to you. What do they say? "Buy more crystals."
Oklahoma Snowglobe: A souvenier snowglobe from the great state of Oklahoma. When you shake it, a tiny voice inside goes "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - "
Red Opera Gloves: A pair of long satin gloves that are perfect for a night out at the opera! These ones would be good at hiding stains...you know, from tomato juice or something.
Duct Tape: This thick silver tape is the key to holding together any show!
Everlasting Gobstobber: A single piece of hard candy. No matter how long you suck on it, it never grows smaller.
Broomstick: A broomstick. It's worn in multiple places along the handle.
2 x Gershwin Groundhogs Cheerleading Uniform: A green-and-white cheerleading uniform, emblazoned with the Gershwin Groundhogs logo. Represent Gershwin High School Academy University with your favorite team! Amazingly, this fits whoever pulls it. It even comes with pom-poms!
Fun Home Flyer: An advertisement for the Bechdel Funeral Home. Maybe they can help you with the next crop of bodies!
♔ Up for Grabs
2 x French Flag: A large French flag on a long flagpole. Seems like it'd be fun to wave around.
2 x Cubed Trousers:A pair of inexplicably square pants.
Hair Gel: A tin of hair gel. Use it to keep that 'do looking good!
Harmonica: A silver harmonica.
Yellow Wig: The hair as yellow as corn. It's a blonde wig of enormous length. How could anyone possibly have hair this long?
Don Juan Triumphant: The book and music to a show called "Don Juan Triumphant".
2 x Hairspray: A tall can of hairspray. It can lock that style in for an entire performance!
Top Hat & Cane: A black top hat with a matching cane. You could probably perform a nice dance number with them.
2 x Black Hat: A pointed black hat. It's really sharp - and you know what they say. Black is this year's pink!
Prop Deer: A life-sized, fake deer. A dark aura lurks behind its plastic eyes.
Pom-Poms: A pair of red and white cheerleading pom-poms. Hurrah!
Razor: A silver straight razor. While it looks extremely real, trying to slice throats will only yield plastic burns.
Star Button: A pin that looks like it’s meant to be attached to something on a jacket. It’s made of metal and embossed with a star shape.
3 x Black Opera Gloves: A pair of long satin gloves that are perfect for a night out at the opera! These ones are black, like your soul.
Tuba: Dear god. You're VERY lucky there's only one of these.
Green Elixir: Have another drink, my dark-eyed beauty... A green liquid in a small bottle made of frosted green glass. Drinking it will reveal that it is 1) very tasty and 2) straight absinthe.
Kinky Boots: A pair of glittering red thigh-highs. They'll definitely fit you.
Trumpet: It's a trumpet. Luckily, there's only one.
Razor: A silver straight razor. While it looks extremely real, trying to slice throats will only yield plastic burns.
2 x Bobby Pins: There are so many yet not enough and they are Everywhere.
2 x Ukulele: A small ukulele with flowers printed on the body. It has a pretty good sound, if you've got an ear for that!
Red Wine: A refined red wine for a quiet evening in your dressing room. The label says "Chateau Leroux". It has notes of strawberries and cream.
Golden Slippers: The slippers as pure as gold. They're small, but someone here may be able to fit in them.
A Chess Board: A simple chess board. For some reason it makes you want to run away.
A Sunday Afternoon: A painting of a peaceful Sunday afternoon in the park. The brushwork on the peoples' hats is particularly impressive.
Black Mask: A black domino mask. Great for hiding your identity.
Singing Ginseng Tea : Ginseng tea that really sings! Don't let the tea bags fly away.
♔ Tossed/Consumed
I Hate My Husband Pie: A bittersweet chocolate pie drowned in caramel. It tastes delicious but it leaves you feeling a little miserable afterwards.
2 x Black Coffee: Get your cup of roasted coffee, your morning cup of Joey~.
Sprite: A replacement lemon-lime soda that will not scare the children!
Meat Pie: One meat pie, still warm. It smells delicious...?
Mountain Dew: An empty bottle of Mountain Dew. It's okay, you're safe!...wait, are there a few drops left inside?
2 x Bottled Water: Any good show sells concessions, and bottled water is a must! It doesn't say which mountain spring it was bottled from, though.
Pregnant Loser Self-Pitying Pie (Flambe): A mincemeat pie with a rolled oats crust. It's...on fire?!
Piragua: A tasty shaved ice treat, sweetened with the flavor of grape. Perfect for a sweltering summer day.
Herbal Tea: A box of herbal tea. It's supposed to be very good for easing stressed vocal chords!
2 x Be More Chill(y): Mountain Dew flavored ice cream!
Hair Gel: A tin of hair gel. Use it to keep that 'do looking good!
Coca-cola: An old-fashioned glass bottle of Coke. It's still frosty!
Chocolate Chip Cookie: Wow, this place has pretty good concessions! This cookie has the perfect distribution of chips.
Hot Pocket: A Limited Edition Jean Valjean Memorial Flavor hot pocket! It's fresh out of the microwave, but it will not burn your mouth because it believes in mercy and forgiveness. Apparently the memorial flavor is licorice.
Neeps and Tatties: A Scottish comfort dish of mashed turnips and potatoes with herbs.
Corn: A raw ear of corn. Shuck it!
Deep Dish Blueberry Bacon Pie: A thick blueberry pie topped with crumpled with candied bacon on top. It's surprisingly delicious.
♔ Traded
Theatre Script: A well-worn copy of a script titled “Starlight.” It has the name Maya Tendo written on it.
iPhone 6S in Rice: It’s in a black case with pink polka dots— but that doesn’t seem like it was enough to protect it. It has a large crack down the screen, and won’t turn on. Also it’s in rice.
Creme Brulee: Creamy custard with a hard sugar top! Someone baked a lot of love in this
A Law Textbook: It's opened with the spine slightly worn!
2 x Hair Flower: A bright pink flower hair pin.
Abduction from the Seraglio: The score for Mozart's Mozart's "Abduction from the Seraglio".
2 x Roses: A bouquet of red roses for a job well-done.
A Law Textbook: Well worn and marked up in sparkly pink gel pen.
Tap Shoes: A pair of tap-dancing shoes. One size fits all!
LIZARD NAMES * Abraham Lincoln * Zargothrax * Tad Cooper * Roosevelt (from Orpheus) * Princess Celiztia (Discord) * Piccolo (Balladeer) * Lizard McKinley
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* Abraham Lincoln
* Zargothrax
* Tad Cooper
* Roosevelt (from Orpheus)
* Princess Celiztia (Discord)
* Piccolo (Balladeer)
* Lizard McKinley