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Curtains Inventory
4x Tom Jones cutouts in the dining room
3. Sandbag - A small sandbag. It only weighs a few pounds.
5. Odd Telephone - An odd black telephone. If you pick it up, you can hear a chorus of voices on the other end asking for "Bobby" in a variety of different ways. They won't respond to anything you say.
9. Red Wig - A curly red wig. Wearing it makes you feel hopeful.
1. Red Wig - A curly red wig. Wearing it makes you feel hopeful.
4. Ukulele - A small ukulele with flowers printed on the body. It has a pretty good sound, if you've got an ear for that!
5. Compact - A small compact mirror for applying makeup on the go. This will always help you look your best!
8. Stabbing Knife - A knife that's perfect for stabbing someone! Except...the blade is dull, and retracts back into the handle when pressed upon. Maybe you can fake a stabbing.
12. The Lyin' King - A soft lion-skin rug. Take a load off, have a nap, watch out for wildebeests.
14. Tony - A small medal on a pedastal. Congratulations; you've won!
3. Rope - A coiled length of rope. It's just about long enough to reach from the floor to the ceiling.
4. Fun Home Flyer - An advertisement for the Bechdel Funeral Home. You think that's where your friends' bodies went?
5. A Sunday Afternoon - A painting of a peaceful Sunday afternoon in the park. The brushwork on the peoples' hats is particularly impressive.
11. Efron Poster - A framed poster of Zac Efron. It doesn't say his name, though, so most of you probably won't know who he is anyway.
12. Trumpet - It's a trumpet. Do you even know how to play this?
1. Chocolate Strawberry Oasis Pie - A silky, bittersweet chocolate pie topped with fresh strawberries. It tastes heavenly.
4. The King - A wooden headpiece in the shape of a lion's head with a proud mane. Wearing it makes you feel regal.
5. Be More Chill(y) - Mountain Dew flavored ice cream!
6. Kinky Boots - A pair of glittering red thigh-highs. They'll definitely fit you.
7. Black Hat - A pointed black hat. It's really sharp - and you know, they say black is this year's pink!
8. A Suitcase - Finally, a way to succeed in business! But do you want to try?
9. A Suitcase - Finally, a way to succeed in business! But do you want to try?
10. Tap Shoes - A pair of tap-dancing shoes. One size fits all!
11. Gaf Tape - Everyone needs gaf tape.
12. Everlasting Gobstopper - A single piece of hard candy. No matter how long you suck on it, it never grows smaller.
14. Black Mask - A black domino mask. Great for hiding your identity.
1. Broomstick - A broomstick. It's worn in multiple places along the handle.
2. Mama's Lunch - A delicate pink lunchbox. It's contents include a protein shake, a falcon's egg and a rock.
4. Trumpet - It's a trumpet. Do you even know how to play this?
5. Questing Scroll - A secret scroll that reveals the location of the Legendary Enchanted Jetpack in a hidden cave.
7. Rainbow Fantasy Jacket - A coat of many colors! It is red and yellow and green and brown and blue...
1. Tony - A small medal on a pedastal. Congratulations; you've won!
2. Sandbag - A small sandbag. It only weighs a few pounds.
3. Hammer - An engineer's hammer.
4. Ruby Slippers -A pair of shiny ruby shoes. Clicking the heels together makes a very satisfying sound.
5. Sprite - A replacement lemon-lime soda that will not scare the children!
6. Black Mask - A black domino mask. Great for hiding your identity.
7. Crystals - You've found your frequency! These pretty blue crystals speak to you. What do they say? "Buy more crystals."
8. Teddy Bear - A giant teddy bear, such as one might win at a carnival. It has an odd sharp smell to it, sort of like...gunpowder?
9. Bandage Wrap - A cloth bandage wrap used to treat wounds. It's bright white, so you can see it even from the back of the house.
10. Cheerleading Uniform - An orange-and-white cheerleading uniform, emblazoned with the mighty Tigers logo. Represent Giles Cory High with your favorite team! Amazingly, this fits whoever pulls it. It even comes with pom poms!
11. Fun Home Flyer - An advertisement for the Bechdel Funeral Home. You think that's where your friends' bodies went?
12. Hairspray - A tall can of hairspray. It can lock that style in for an entire performance!
13. Ruff of Holbein - A dramatic tudor-style ruff, white, with bright green trim. It glows under the blacklight!
14. Odd Telephone - An odd black telephone. If you pick it up, you can hear a chorus of voices on the other end asking for "Bobby" in a variety of different ways. They won't respond to anything you say.
15. Beans - A leather pouch with four beans inside. They don't seem to do much.
16. Red Opera Gloves - A pair of long satin gloves that are perfect for a night out at the opera! These ones would be good at hiding stains...you know, from tomato juice or something.
17. Ukulele - A small ukulele with flowers printed on the body. It has a pretty good sound, if you've got an ear for that!
18. A Brick - It's just a brick. But if you get enough of them, you could make a castle out of this.
19. Edelweiss - A small white flower contained in a glass vial. It'll greet you every morning.
20. Efron Poster - A framed poster of Zac Efron. It doesn't say his name, though, so most of you probably won't know who he is anyway.
1. White Wine - A fine white wine for a quiet evening in your dressing room. The label says "Sauvion Palais Garnier". It has notes of (word) and (word).
2. Bandage Wrap - A cloth bandage wrap used to treat wounds. It's bright white, so you can see it even from the back of the house.
3. Frog Frame with Picture - A picture frame shaped like the head of a cute cartoony frog. Inside is a picture of the cast of the 99th Seisho Academy Festival performance of Starlight post wrap.
4. Mama's Lunch - A delicate pink lunchbox. It's contents include a protein shake, a falcon's egg and a rock.
5. Maple-Glazed Donut - Hope you don't get grounded for eating these.
6. Crystals - You've found your frequency! These pretty green crystals speak to you. What do they say? "Buy more crystals."
7. Gorgeous Breastplate - A thin golden breastplate. It's made of real metal, but seems to fasten onto the body with glittery pink ribbons
8. Razor - A silver straight razor. Holding it feels dangerous, somehow.
9. 2 Spooky - A pair of plain white bedsheets. They have eye holes cut into them.
10. Kakia-brand Cigarettes - A mostly empty pack of the most popular brand of cigarettes in the City. They smell like nicotine and regret and even worse when they’re lit.
11. Absolute Tuning Fork - A huge tuning fork that hides the power to destroy the entire world with resonance, if used by someone who has mastered the art of tuning. It’s also good for drying out laundry.
12. Piragua - A tasty shaved ice treat, sweetened with the flavor of lemon lime. Perfect for a sweltering summer day.
3. Sandbag - A small sandbag. It only weighs a few pounds.
5. Odd Telephone - An odd black telephone. If you pick it up, you can hear a chorus of voices on the other end asking for "Bobby" in a variety of different ways. They won't respond to anything you say.
9. Red Wig - A curly red wig. Wearing it makes you feel hopeful.
1. Red Wig - A curly red wig. Wearing it makes you feel hopeful.
4. Ukulele - A small ukulele with flowers printed on the body. It has a pretty good sound, if you've got an ear for that!
5. Compact - A small compact mirror for applying makeup on the go. This will always help you look your best!
8. Stabbing Knife - A knife that's perfect for stabbing someone! Except...the blade is dull, and retracts back into the handle when pressed upon. Maybe you can fake a stabbing.
12. The Lyin' King - A soft lion-skin rug. Take a load off, have a nap, watch out for wildebeests.
14. Tony - A small medal on a pedastal. Congratulations; you've won!
3. Rope - A coiled length of rope. It's just about long enough to reach from the floor to the ceiling.
4. Fun Home Flyer - An advertisement for the Bechdel Funeral Home. You think that's where your friends' bodies went?
5. A Sunday Afternoon - A painting of a peaceful Sunday afternoon in the park. The brushwork on the peoples' hats is particularly impressive.
11. Efron Poster - A framed poster of Zac Efron. It doesn't say his name, though, so most of you probably won't know who he is anyway.
12. Trumpet - It's a trumpet. Do you even know how to play this?
1. Chocolate Strawberry Oasis Pie - A silky, bittersweet chocolate pie topped with fresh strawberries. It tastes heavenly.
4. The King - A wooden headpiece in the shape of a lion's head with a proud mane. Wearing it makes you feel regal.
5. Be More Chill(y) - Mountain Dew flavored ice cream!
6. Kinky Boots - A pair of glittering red thigh-highs. They'll definitely fit you.
7. Black Hat - A pointed black hat. It's really sharp - and you know, they say black is this year's pink!
8. A Suitcase - Finally, a way to succeed in business! But do you want to try?
9. A Suitcase - Finally, a way to succeed in business! But do you want to try?
10. Tap Shoes - A pair of tap-dancing shoes. One size fits all!
11. Gaf Tape - Everyone needs gaf tape.
12. Everlasting Gobstopper - A single piece of hard candy. No matter how long you suck on it, it never grows smaller.
14. Black Mask - A black domino mask. Great for hiding your identity.
1. Broomstick - A broomstick. It's worn in multiple places along the handle.
2. Mama's Lunch - A delicate pink lunchbox. It's contents include a protein shake, a falcon's egg and a rock.
4. Trumpet - It's a trumpet. Do you even know how to play this?
5. Questing Scroll - A secret scroll that reveals the location of the Legendary Enchanted Jetpack in a hidden cave.
7. Rainbow Fantasy Jacket - A coat of many colors! It is red and yellow and green and brown and blue...
1. Tony - A small medal on a pedastal. Congratulations; you've won!
2. Sandbag - A small sandbag. It only weighs a few pounds.
3. Hammer - An engineer's hammer.
4. Ruby Slippers -A pair of shiny ruby shoes. Clicking the heels together makes a very satisfying sound.
5. Sprite - A replacement lemon-lime soda that will not scare the children!
6. Black Mask - A black domino mask. Great for hiding your identity.
7. Crystals - You've found your frequency! These pretty blue crystals speak to you. What do they say? "Buy more crystals."
8. Teddy Bear - A giant teddy bear, such as one might win at a carnival. It has an odd sharp smell to it, sort of like...gunpowder?
9. Bandage Wrap - A cloth bandage wrap used to treat wounds. It's bright white, so you can see it even from the back of the house.
10. Cheerleading Uniform - An orange-and-white cheerleading uniform, emblazoned with the mighty Tigers logo. Represent Giles Cory High with your favorite team! Amazingly, this fits whoever pulls it. It even comes with pom poms!
11. Fun Home Flyer - An advertisement for the Bechdel Funeral Home. You think that's where your friends' bodies went?
12. Hairspray - A tall can of hairspray. It can lock that style in for an entire performance!
13. Ruff of Holbein - A dramatic tudor-style ruff, white, with bright green trim. It glows under the blacklight!
14. Odd Telephone - An odd black telephone. If you pick it up, you can hear a chorus of voices on the other end asking for "Bobby" in a variety of different ways. They won't respond to anything you say.
15. Beans - A leather pouch with four beans inside. They don't seem to do much.
16. Red Opera Gloves - A pair of long satin gloves that are perfect for a night out at the opera! These ones would be good at hiding stains...you know, from tomato juice or something.
17. Ukulele - A small ukulele with flowers printed on the body. It has a pretty good sound, if you've got an ear for that!
18. A Brick - It's just a brick. But if you get enough of them, you could make a castle out of this.
19. Edelweiss - A small white flower contained in a glass vial. It'll greet you every morning.
20. Efron Poster - A framed poster of Zac Efron. It doesn't say his name, though, so most of you probably won't know who he is anyway.
1. White Wine - A fine white wine for a quiet evening in your dressing room. The label says "Sauvion Palais Garnier". It has notes of (word) and (word).
2. Bandage Wrap - A cloth bandage wrap used to treat wounds. It's bright white, so you can see it even from the back of the house.
3. Frog Frame with Picture - A picture frame shaped like the head of a cute cartoony frog. Inside is a picture of the cast of the 99th Seisho Academy Festival performance of Starlight post wrap.
4. Mama's Lunch - A delicate pink lunchbox. It's contents include a protein shake, a falcon's egg and a rock.
5. Maple-Glazed Donut - Hope you don't get grounded for eating these.
6. Crystals - You've found your frequency! These pretty green crystals speak to you. What do they say? "Buy more crystals."
7. Gorgeous Breastplate - A thin golden breastplate. It's made of real metal, but seems to fasten onto the body with glittery pink ribbons
8. Razor - A silver straight razor. Holding it feels dangerous, somehow.
9. 2 Spooky - A pair of plain white bedsheets. They have eye holes cut into them.
10. Kakia-brand Cigarettes - A mostly empty pack of the most popular brand of cigarettes in the City. They smell like nicotine and regret and even worse when they’re lit.
11. Absolute Tuning Fork - A huge tuning fork that hides the power to destroy the entire world with resonance, if used by someone who has mastered the art of tuning. It’s also good for drying out laundry.
12. Piragua - A tasty shaved ice treat, sweetened with the flavor of lemon lime. Perfect for a sweltering summer day.
Keeping
Dry Ice - A lump of vaguely smoking ice in a plastic bag. Just add water and you get some very convincing fog! I wouldn't recommend putting it in your cocktail though unless you like the taste of burning. Handle with gloves.
Angus' Sunglasses - Make sure your eyes are protected in space.
Striped Scarf - A long striped scarf. Wearing it makes you look very Bohemian.
Dry ice - A lump of vaguely smoking ice in a plastic bag. Just add water and you get some very convincing fog! I wouldn't recommend putting it in your cocktail though unless you like the taste of burning. Handle with gloves.
Duct tape - This thick black tape is the key to holding together any show!
Souvenir Tumbler - A glass tumbler with a logo etched on the outside.
2x Black Mask - A black domino mask. Great for hiding your identity.
Knife of Evil - Anyone stabbed by this powerful artifact has their heart corrupted and rejoices in Evil...but without its magic, it's just a mediocre blade that barely breaks the skin. TIME TO PUT THIS SOMEWHERE SAFE
Stage Hand Clothes - A set of entirely black clothing, including extremely quiet black sneakers. Meant to help you move silently and unseen in the dark.
Top Hat and Cane - A black top hat with a matching cane. You could probably perform a nice dance number with them.
Black Opera Gloves - A pair of long satin gloves that are perfect for a night out at the opera! These ones are black, like your soul.
Rope - A coiled length of rope. It's just about long enough to reach from the floor to the ceiling.
Stage Hand Clothes - A set of entirely black clothing, including extremely quiet black sneakers. Meant to help you move silently and unseen in the dark.